Time for a real chat

LemonSqueezes manager Teckir, called for an interview to discussion things:

Sky Sports: How is your Transfers going?

Teckir: They are not to bad, I didn't lose any of my players but I have been carefully picking my players. But people have took players I have wanted, but the people I have got I am happy with.

ESPN: YippeKayye has accused you of being dirty after he had his nails done, what have you got to say about that?

Teckir: Well, to be honest he is arrogant after having his nails re-done in the away changing rooms after the match. The cleaners threatened to leave. He also put bleach on a sear and that melted away.

BBC: People have claimed you are not up to this job, do you think you are?

Teckir: Have no experience what so ever, but I think I can still do a good job. Maybe I will have deal with people like Balotelli who are jerks in real life. But that happens.

ESPN America walks in, then realises that's the wrong interview room and leaves.

Teckir: Any other questions?

Eurosport: Do you like woman's Volleyball?

Teckir: They jump and jump and jump, and you know what happens then. I was took out of the stadium for dribbling. I think were done here.

Teckir walks out of the room and is heard saying "sue the BBC man, they didn't want another My Family series".