The joke thread

This thread is mainly for sharing any joke you have with us. This is the rule:
Someone posts a joke. The next person then rates that joke out of 10 and posts a new one himself. Let's begin!
I saw this one somewhere, can't remember where.
Once Micheal Jackson dived into the sea from a helicopter. When they came to find him, they found him floating near a buoy.

6/10

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understood was the element of surprise.

6/10

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understood was the element of surprise.

I didn't quite understand, but 7/10.

During a visit to a mental hospital, a medical student asked the Doctor, "How do you determine whether or not, a patient should be admitted?"

"Well," said the doctor, "We fill a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.

The student said, "Oh, a normal person would use the bucket coz it's bigger."

"No," said the Doctor, "A normal person would pull the drain plug. Now, which bed do you want?"

8/10, quite hilarious

This one is so original, dry and deserves a -100/100 but here it goes,

A student asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet, the teacher says "Alright, but first you have to say the alphabet the correct way."
The student says " Okay miss, abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz."
The teacher say " Where is the pee?"
The student says "It's running down my pants!"

0/10



Have you ever noticed how men leave the toilet seat up?





















That's the joke.

9/10