I am an ordained Minister

I am a minister for the Universal Life Church, so I am Reverand Dave Harding, and this is my pledge to you, I am starting my own church.

Exactly what type?

I am just a normal minister, if you repent, you won't go to hell.

So not a religion you follow just beliefs of society?

Oh I follow a religion, but this church here, they ordained me to practice and preach there stuff.

So yeah.

Take no offence please, do you know of The Church of Satan.........

I have heard of it, but I have never really gone there, me and Stan, he wants me to call him stan have never really seen eye to eye. I mean, he tried to bring me into his little group but I am too weird...


I am freak-ay.

It's real?

Fred1000 wrote:

It's real?

Yep its a full-fledged ministry, google you can become a member if you so wish.

Fred1000 wrote:

It's real?

The site I ordained myself, has links to becoming a full pledged celebrant and such.

Or sorry Fred i meant The Church of Satan is real!

untouchables69 wrote:

Or sorry Fred i meant The Church of Satan is real!

Yes, I do not believe this site I went to was actually real...


But I can pretend.

If a guy I know can claim he's a reverend so can I.