Dictionaries, the new weapon of mass destruction

I have found a new use for my dictionary, sure, reading it was a lot of fun, until and these are spoilers I found out the Zebra did it! Anyway...so a guy was pissing me off and all I had was a dictionary, and I was thinking "How am I going to get rid of this asshole?" so I tossed the dictionary at his head...and well...That was the end of that chapter.

A week later I tossed another one, but now I am out of them...so I am making up new words, but if you see someone with a book shaped dent in their head please ask them to return my dictionaries without the brain matter on them.

It would be greatly appreciated.

Best. Idea. Ever.

I am full of many ideas, just not many are good.

Maj I know its a big ask but a legend like you posting here will please many maybe a handful of members but i am sure like myself we really love your posting and appreciate the legend you are.

That has to be the first time that "Maj" and "legend" have been used in the same sentence to describe that Maj person. I will try and venture more, I am expecting a break in play when the call about a house comes sometimes in the next few weeks. I hope it's sooner rather than later because I want to be moved out and into a house, so I do not miss a minute of the 'Pies' attack on the 2010 Premiership.